RANDOM MESS

Hi, my name is Tori. This is my ratchet blog about who even knows what. Love you <3

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

(Source: becausebirds, via soulfulredux)

— 1 week ago with 466682 notes

trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

(Source: catleecious, via unknown-fear-of-beyond)

— 1 week ago with 1141208 notes

not-burnie:

have i told you guys about the Flint rock before?

its this rectangle rock thing thats by the highway and almost every night for 50 years its been painted over and painted over, usually with memorials for loved ones

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and even though is illegal no one ever stops them and every few years people get together to peel the paint off to start fresh and look at all the paint that comes off

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and nobody knows who started the tradition or what the rock even is for

i just think its really cool

(via ephemeralogy)

— 2 weeks ago with 99356 notes

sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

(via pizza)

— 3 weeks ago with 888413 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

friend: omg is that a spider behind you

me:

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— 1 month ago with 2325 notes

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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(via pizza)

— 2 months ago with 271839 notes